The One That Got Away - Katy Perry Parody

Here is my first parody called " The One That Turned You Gay ". Well, it's my first parody that doesn't suck (that's a personal opinion, therefore, this parody may suck more than a prostitute with a Slurpee).

If Katy Perry ever sees this parody of  her song " The One That Got Away ," I will name my kid Optimus Prime (for the boy) or Katy Perry: The College Years (for the girl...that will probably end up in a poorly written sequel to Saved by the Bell).